SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT RAPPERS DON'T HAVE FEELINGS.
WE HAVE FEELINGS. WE HAVE FEELINGS.
SOME PEOPLE SAY WE AREN'T RAPPERS.
WE'RE RAPPERS.
THAT HURTS OUR FEELINGS.
THAT HURTS OUR FEELINGS WHEN YOU SAY WE AREN'T RAPPERS.
SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT RAPPERS ARE INVINCIBLE.
WE'RE VINCIBLE. WE'RE VINCIBLE.
WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO HEAR ARE TRUE STORIES
REAL EXPERIENCES. AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL RAPS.
THAT HAVE HAPPENED TO US. ALL TRUE.
BRING THE RHYMES.

I MAKE A MEAL FOR MY FRIENDS, TRY TO MAKE IT DELICIOUS
TRY TO KEEP IT NUTRITIOUS, CREATE WONDERFUL DISHES
NOT ONE OF THEM THINKS OF THE WAY I FEEL...
NOBODY COMPLIMENTS THE MEAL.

I GOT HURT FEELINGS, I GOT HURT FEELINGS
I FEEL LIKE A PRIZE ASSHOLE, NO ONE EVEN MENTIONS MY CASSEROLE.
I GOT HURT FEELINGS, I GOT HURT FEELINGS
YOU COULD'VE SAID SOMETHING NICE ABOUT MY PROFITEROLES

HERE'S A LITTLE STORY TO BRING A TEAR TO YOUR EYE
I WAS SHOPPING FOR A WET SUIT TO SCUBA DIVE
BUT EVERY SUIT I TRIED ON WAS TOO BIG AROUND THE THIGHS
AND THE ASSISTANT SUGGESTED I TRY A LADIES SIZE

I GOT HURT FEELINGS, I GOT HURT FEELINGS
I'M NOT GOING TO WEAR A LADIES WETSUIT, I'M A MAN.
I GOT HURT FEELINGS, I GOT HURT FEELINGS
GET ME A SMALL MANS WETSUIT, PLEASE.

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, 2003, WAITING FOR A CALL FROM MY FAMILY...
...
...
THEY FORGOT ABOUT ME.

I GOT HURT FEELINGS, I GOT HURT FEELINGS
THE DAY AFTER MY BIRTHDAY IS NOT MY BIRTHDAY, MUM

I CALL MY FRIENDS, TO SAY LET'S GO INTO TOWN
BUT THEY'RE ALL TOO BUSY TO GO INTO TOWN
SO I GO BY MYSELF, I GO INTO TOWN
THEN I SEE ALL MY FRIENDS, THEY'RE ALL IN TOWN.

I GOT HURT FEELINGS, I GOT HURT FEELINGS
THEY'RE ALL LINED UP TO WATCH THAT MOVIE "MAID IN MANHATTAN"

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TOLD THAT YOUR ASS IS TOO BIG?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ASKED IF YOUR HAIR IS A WIG?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TOLD YOU'RE MEDIOCRE IN BED?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TOLD YOU'VE GOT A WEIRD SHAPED HEAD?
HAS YOUR FAMILY EVER FORGOTTEN AND DRIVEN AWAY?
ONCE AGAIN, THEY FORGOT ABOUT J.
WERE YOU EVER CALLED HOMO CAUSE IN SCHOOL YOU TOOK DRAMA?
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TOLD THAT YOU LOOK LIKE A LLAMA?
TEARS OF A RAPPER.
I'M CRYING TEARS OF A RAPPER

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I told you I was freaky.